What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...