Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
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What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
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Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.