Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...