California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...