Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!