Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...