Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!