Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert