Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.