Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...