A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...