What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Mr Right Application
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Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Goofy Wundermints!
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A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...