stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Long list of annoyances!
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Whale of a Time
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Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
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Typical jewish mother
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What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
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Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!