Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...