A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...