Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...