How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...