Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...