cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...