Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...