Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...