Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...