U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . ....
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...