yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!