Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....