Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...