Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...