The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...