I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…