Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
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New Win98 Error Codes
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Elephant jokes 08
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Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Car Acronyms
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Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
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