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A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
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Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
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Darn it!
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A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
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