Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
He is a very smart dog
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Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
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A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!