Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...