License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...