The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....