Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...