This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
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When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
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How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
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A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
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A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
I HAD A BAD DAY
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Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...