Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...