Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...