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Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
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The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
My wife is beating me
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New prefix
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A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Meet the Schitt Family!
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