Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A...