First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...