You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.