Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...