Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...