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To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
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Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
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An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Why Fake Orgasm
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THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
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