Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...