If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The bronze statues
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On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
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Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...