Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.