What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...