Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...