A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...